National Limerick Day!

In honor of today I am posting all the limericks me and Megan wrote on the Picadilly line tube in London a few years ago. They are limericks about all the members of our BFA theatre company. Here they are:

There once was a girl named Meg
Who drank an entire keg.
She got really drunk
She smelled like a skunk
And woke up with spunk on her leg.

There once was a girl named Claud
Who had a really hot bod.
She worked at a pub
And gave guys a rub
And they gave her a big money wad.

There once was a girl named Court
Who enjoyed a sexual sport.
She played all day long
In her little pink thong
Till she got the disease with a wart.

There once was a girl named Reisz.
Who liked to keep the peace.
She staye din a bubble
To avoid all the trouble
By doing it with the police.

There once was a boy named Will
Who forgot his brith control pill.
Despite this mishap
He still got with a chap
Who continues to give him his fill.

There once was a boy named Nash
Who smoked a lot of hash.
He got into bed
And then gave some head
In return for a lot of cash.

There once was a boy named Wayne
Who had a pea for a brain
Instead of his smarts
he always used farts
So people knew he was play'n.

There once was a boy name Jo
Who got turned on by his toe.
Instead of the girls
He preferred tip toe twirls
Unless they offerred a blow.

Adam was from Lebanon
Who enjoyed to romp with a swan
He didnt knwo why.
She had wings and could fly.
But who cares cause the swan turned him on.

There once was a boy named Holm,.
Who enjoyed his garden gnome.
He held him at night
But gnomes like to bite,
so he covered his pipi with chrome.

We were younger then....

The company with Megan in front, sans Wayne and Mr. Nash.