West Hollywood goes nuts for Halloween!
Dara and I walked around our packed neighborhood and checked out all the crazy costumes and people.
I met her friend Jason who has an awesome costume, Jack (see below).
People were constantly stopping him to take pictures.
I didn't have a costume or money to buy one, so I was just French.
Dara was a lion.
Rules that were applied in West Hollywood Last Night....
1. Dress as someone from a recent movie. Apparently we will never get old of Ali G on TV and 500 of them on the street.
2. No matter what innocent cartoon you decide to go as....slut her/him up. Rainbow brite was never meant to be sweet and innocent, right? i mean she screams gay pride all around.
3. Bring your child, infant...to the super crowded parade. they don't need sleep, and they loved being pushed around by the crowd and being exposed to the lingering smell of pot.
4. Pick the scariest person to sing at the Halloween concert- ie Kevin Federline.
5. If you want attention...wear stilts.
6. When the street home to gay bars and clubs is filled with thousands of party people, only allow men into the gay club/bar. Lesbians don't count as gay on Halloween night. ( I mean really. The places werent letting you in if you were a woman!)
Quote of the evening.
"It smells like sausages everywhere...and not just because we're in West Hollywood."
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